So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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