I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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