Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Sorry about my life...
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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