You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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