Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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