Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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