She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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