hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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