You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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