Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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