Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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