I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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