I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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