ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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