But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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