He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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