hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
id be glad to
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
