I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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