wakey wakey hands off snakey
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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