You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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