Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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