about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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