11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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