I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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