Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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