how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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