I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
When are your genitals available?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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