Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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