yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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