tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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