I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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