so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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