I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
third nipple confirmed
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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