You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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