I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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