Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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