the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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