Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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