Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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