i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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