then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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