what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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