I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he shaved USA in his pubs
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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