Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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