Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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