I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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