Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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