I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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