How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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