real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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