rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Randomize
