After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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