even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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