problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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